Well, there a couple of ways to do this. Smoke signals have been known to get lost because we live in the midst of a cities and most of us recently upgraded our tin-can and string assemblies to real cellular communication devices. So, in light of that development, I’d say your most effective way would be to send some sort of courier or bounty hunter to track one of us down. It might seem excessive but all it would likely get the job done.

Other than that, you can give us a call at 573.639.0550 or type up your communication and get it to me via cafourek [at] gmail [dot] com.

Or there is this thing… that works too.